Tuesday, August 31, 2004

It's good to be the King

If I were king for just one day...

people who didn't keep their commitments would be publicly flogged.
public servants would be more like servants, less like princes.
federal welfare would only help people who had a work history.
spoiled children would be put to work shoveling manure.
race/sex hiring or admissions quotas would be eliminated.
punishments would fit crimes.
business casual (jeans/boots) would be a national mandate.
unions would be abolished, laziness would no longer have a voice.
bacon would have a holiday all it's own.
I would have a new Ford truck. Yes, a crew cab diesel.

I think I'll close my office door and indulge this king fantasy some more.


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